bpd-anz:

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

aviatorandroid:

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

997:

why didnt my mom teach me chakavian smh

vrykolach:

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

slavery:

killuo:

slavery:

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

im going to maribor tomorrow yeet

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

squeegeez:

friendly reminder that i literally, actually cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down